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Sticker Bandet Strikes Again!

When in doubt, apply a sticker. 

This is the code by which Peniel lives:

If little sister has taken one too many toys from big sisters over flowing "unsharable" basket...put princess stickers all over her face and hair, tell mom the cat did it...

If mom isn't looking...put princess stickers on the windows, tell her little sister did it...then watch mom struggle for hours to get them off the windows, all the while imagining another place to decorate.

After mom says, "no more princess stickers on the windows or your little sister!"  apply princess stickers to all the doors, present the masterpiece proudly to mom who is holding a screaming child on each hip, watch mom smile because mom knows (as well as smarty pants 3 year old knows) all doors where not mentioned in the above command.

Once all the princess stickers are properly applied around the house, and mom's fingers are numb and raw from scraping and peeling the devilish adhesive nightmares off inappropriate surfaces, find more stickers, perhaps the Mickey Mouse stickers and begin the process of applying them to little sister, windows, and doors because after all,  Mickey Mouse stickers are not princess stickers, and therefore the above rules do not apply to them.

So many stickers, so little time.